Thursday, June 15, 2006
No Whiz Kids On The Block
First a conservative idiot says that Jim Webb's medals mean nothing in the Senate race; and to prove his point he refers to Ollie North's loss to Chuck Robb in 1994.
Now another conservative fool claims that Webb must take a stance or be labeled a flip flopper.
First of all, how can Webb be a flip flopper on issues he's never taken position on?!? Hmm, don't you first have to take a stance?!?
Oh, it must kill the wingnuts that Jim Webb is as pure as a virgin when it comes to immigration and gay marriage, their wedge issues du jour for the campaign season.
But oh, that's right, Webb switched parties; you know, like Republican hero Ronald Reagan.
Well, Whizbang Politics, you ain't no whiz.
Yes, remind your readers how Jesse Helms was able to "run against "popular NC governor Jim Hunt" and how "Jesse's strength was that you didn't always agree with him, but you always knew where he stood."
But Whiz, I saw enough of Jesse Helms to consider him no friend of mine; and HL hates to break it to you, but George Felix Allen ain't no Jesse Helms.
He's a one-term senator, former one-term governor, one-term state delegate and one-term congressman.
In other words, Allen ain't no institution in the commonwealth; and he sure as hell ain't no war hero; just a racist chickenhawk!
And finally, Jim Hunt had no national foreign policy experience, either.
That's right, loyal GOPers, keep comparing apples to oranges and watch your would-be president lose to Webb in November.
// posted by Howling Latina @ 7:24 PM 
