Friday, July 25, 2008

The Anointed One

"He ventured forth to bring light to the world," as prophesized by Olby the Elder and Matthews the Scold.
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
No need to read the Holy Book; get details of the virgin birth from Brother Gerard Baker as layed out in the Book of Times. Here's a sneak preview by way of sacred passages.
On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the Golden One.

And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, We Can.”
Behold unto us a child is born, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace (Book of Obamazoids 9:6-7).

H/T Allegre's Corner.

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