Saturday, March 11, 2006

Dissembling Conservatives...

To hear conservatives talk, people on the east and west coast should simply secede from the Union, form their own heathen nation and save the rest of the country from their liberal polluting slime.

In the latest rant, Gabriel Garnica, an attorney and frequent writer for the far-right media watch group ChronWatch, comes right out and says so. Not that folks on the coastlines would mind; especially since it's mostly their tax dollars that subsidize the rest of the country.

Here's what the licensed barrister and self-described "educator" from Long Island had to say about his neighbors:
Maybe the east and west coast should just form their own nation called East and West Liberalia and leave the rest of the country alone. Given the usual agenda and causes of these two areas, perhaps Liberalia should just be changed to Genitalia.
Oh yes, the coasts are obsessed with sex, don't you know; and this is exactly the reason why the Bible states have the highest divorce rate and presumably the highest adultery rate -- the number one root cause for divorce. Sex never enters their chaste, "red state thinking."

But then how to explain how Lubbock, Texas ended up with "the highest rate of teenage pregnancy" in the entire country?!? Or "the highest [teenage] rate of STDs." Hard to figure...

In his article, Garnica goes on to rant against the media and Hollywood elites; and for good measure proves retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor is right on the $$$ about conservative discourse; they love to trash the judicial system as his following quote shows.
The liberal triumvirate of the media, Hollywood, and the courts are leading this once wholesome and reverent nation toward moral and social ruin.
Guess we don't have to tell you how judges became radical, activist, runaway judges...? Yep, right after Brown v. Board of Education in 1954.

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