Sunday, February 12, 2006
Trigger Happy Republicans...Jack Reid and Cheney
Like Del. Jack Reid of Henrico who accidently shot his rifle in his office in Richmond, seems Republicans just can't keep their guns from going off.
Just received a breaking news alert from MSNBC and CNN that Vice President Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a hunting trip.
Ay, caramba! For the vice president's sake, I sure hope the guy he shot wasn't a leftie, terrorist loving, anti-NRA, Michael Moore loving Democrat. Folks might think he did it on purpose.
Not to worry, it was just fellow millionaire and hunter, Harry Whittington, 78, who is reported to be "alert and doing fine." Interestingly, the accident was not reported for 24 hours, according to the New York Times.
Maybe a little too much revelry...?
The latest incident involving Darth-Cheney gives a whole new meaning to an earlier lede by conservative Newsmax.com, "Dick Cheney Fires Up Crowd." Any more firing, and we'll all be dead.
By the bye, Mr. Vice-President, before you come back to Washington and bestow your avuncular mien upon your subjects, one small query. Are your insurance premiums all paid up? The media reports Whittington is a lawyer; and you know those despicable barristers, suing everyone all the time.
Like Del. Jack Reid of Henrico who accidently shot his rifle in his office in Richmond, seems Republicans just can't keep their guns from going off.
Just received a breaking news alert from MSNBC and CNN that Vice President Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a hunting trip.
Ay, caramba! For the vice president's sake, I sure hope the guy he shot wasn't a leftie, terrorist loving, anti-NRA, Michael Moore loving Democrat. Folks might think he did it on purpose.
Not to worry, it was just fellow millionaire and hunter, Harry Whittington, 78, who is reported to be "alert and doing fine." Interestingly, the accident was not reported for 24 hours, according to the New York Times.
Maybe a little too much revelry...?
The latest incident involving Darth-Cheney gives a whole new meaning to an earlier lede by conservative Newsmax.com, "Dick Cheney Fires Up Crowd." Any more firing, and we'll all be dead.
By the bye, Mr. Vice-President, before you come back to Washington and bestow your avuncular mien upon your subjects, one small query. Are your insurance premiums all paid up? The media reports Whittington is a lawyer; and you know those despicable barristers, suing everyone all the time.
// posted by Howling Latina @ 3:51 PM 
