Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Operation Freedom Oil
Operation Freedom Oil.
A foreign knight on a white horse may soon brandish a little "something something" for all Americans: cheap oil and gas.
President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela wants to directly sell oil to poor communities and hospitals in the United States.
“There is a lot of poverty in the U.S. and I don’t believe that reflects the American Way of Life." he told a national TV audience on Sunday. "Many people die of cold in the winter. Many die of heat in the summer.”
According to Bernardo Alvarez Herrera, Venezuelan ambassador to the United States, they have already received more than 140 inquiries, even though there is no official program as of yet.
What a scrumptious way to start a dialogue with the Yankees, especially after they've been gouged at the pump by oil conglomerates feathering their American coffers.
Perhaps after enough auto tanks fill-up with spare change from a $20 bill, red and blue states will exact California-style recall efforts; bringing a Chavez ally, crony or kin to power instead of a washed-up movie face.
You know, anything to preserve America's way of life and ensure oil pipes are filled to the brim.
Here comes Operation Freedom Oil, bringing economic liberty to the cold hungry children of rich Uncle Sam; and perhaps on its heel by next year's election, we can also welcome Operation Mission Miracle.
This is where the Venezuelan government awards 150,000 lucky Americans free eye operations, just as they have in their country and plan to do in the rest of the world by the millions.
Think of the possibilities: New eyes for voters before fresh leaders are tapped.
A foreign knight on a white horse may soon brandish a little "something something" for all Americans: cheap oil and gas.
President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela wants to directly sell oil to poor communities and hospitals in the United States.
“There is a lot of poverty in the U.S. and I don’t believe that reflects the American Way of Life." he told a national TV audience on Sunday. "Many people die of cold in the winter. Many die of heat in the summer.”
According to Bernardo Alvarez Herrera, Venezuelan ambassador to the United States, they have already received more than 140 inquiries, even though there is no official program as of yet.
What a scrumptious way to start a dialogue with the Yankees, especially after they've been gouged at the pump by oil conglomerates feathering their American coffers.
Perhaps after enough auto tanks fill-up with spare change from a $20 bill, red and blue states will exact California-style recall efforts; bringing a Chavez ally, crony or kin to power instead of a washed-up movie face.
You know, anything to preserve America's way of life and ensure oil pipes are filled to the brim.
Here comes Operation Freedom Oil, bringing economic liberty to the cold hungry children of rich Uncle Sam; and perhaps on its heel by next year's election, we can also welcome Operation Mission Miracle.
This is where the Venezuelan government awards 150,000 lucky Americans free eye operations, just as they have in their country and plan to do in the rest of the world by the millions.
Think of the possibilities: New eyes for voters before fresh leaders are tapped.
// posted by Howling Latina @ 3:12 AM 
