Friday, August 03, 2007

Virginia Minister Arrested for Indecent Exposure

One more hypocrite from the "do as I decree -- not as I do" faction of the faith.

Fox News reports that Tommy Tester, 58, of Bristol, Va, was arrested for indecent exposure and driving while intoxicated with an open container while wearing a skirt.

The glory roader also offered officers a blow job if they would just make his troubles go away.

Tester, a Southern Baptist minister at Gospel Baptist Church in Bristol is also the program director at Christian radio station WZAP-AM, as seen here on the right.

DUI Daily, a Web site with news stories about DWI, trends and resources reports that everyone who knew Tester was shocked, SHOCKED, SHOCKED that he'd been found with his pants down relieving himself in front of a car filled with sweet, precious children.

But that's not even the worst of it. It seems Brother Tester likes his drugs with his liquor. WGAL-8 writes that police officials found an empty prescription bottle of Oxycodone along with an empty bottle of vodka.

Forget the meme of locking perverted evildoers and forever throwing away the key; even expanding capital punishment to include those who abuse children; that's only for the other guys; mercy for us and our friends.

A lousy $1000 bond is all it took for the good reverend to make bail and get out of jail.

Bottoms UP!

H/T Americablog.

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